why do i have so many sources

This article I’m researching uses a fascinating image of a fertility goddess and a tree bursting from her lap. I was super pumped about it except the book gave no date and no museum location, which is super sketch. So i’ve spent all afternoon looking for it and it’s been completely mislabeled to fit this guy’s story and I’m super disappointed.  

I spent twenty dollars on jelly beans yesterday.

rhydonmyhardon:

religiousdad:

supremelaxbro:

IM GOING TO ARREST ALL THE TALL PEOPLE

did anyone hear something?

i think its coming from below but its too far down to see

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venitinmentem:

forsooth-verily:

jojothedickcopter:

As I sashay through the valley of the shadow of death 

#shoes for strutting atop the bodies of my defeated enemies

#yea #as I sashay through the valley of the shadow of death #I will fear no evil:#for I am the most bad ass bitch the nine hells have ever seen #amen

I got fake nails today…

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howelljenkinspendragon:

SPOILER ALERT: this is a real scene from the movie

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themarysue:

smegolas:

bluebirdsandink:

Was anyone else a little bit disappointed that the kick ass Lady Counsel Member turned out to be Natasha? Still love Natasha, but for a few glorious seconds, it was awesome to see an older woman come out of nowhere to kick ass. 

Oh hell yes.  For one glorious moment this movie was going to be the utter best thing ever made.  And then…. well it was still cool but such a disappointment we didn’t get unexpected kick ass over 40 woman. 

Did we ever even find out what happened to the counsel member?

We, too, thought for a glorious moment that Captain America: The Winter Soldier was a movie where every female character was a secret badass. 

thegeekyblonde:

thegeekyblonde:

my teacher wasn’t expecting a thesis on anti-semitism in us english classrooms when he assigned a short personal reflection on night but that’s what he’s getting

you asked for it so

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spaceshipmatria:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

From Maria Bamford: The Special Special Special!

One of the best Maria bits ever.

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What do philanthropic crows do?

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tramampoline:

hentaihotsprings:

oh fuck he getting it

this video is so good-hearted. this video has never failed to make me smile

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